Top Ten Tuesdays...(late comer)

Top Ten Houseguests I'd Love to Have:

(in no particular order)

1. Chris Farley: Umm, he’s the man who coined the phrase that EVERY person says to me within 3 seconds of me telling them where I live. It’s still funny every time, but hilarity meter would be off the charts if it were to come from the mouth of the man who played Matt Foley, the motivational speaker.

2. The Gosselin children: How much fun would the kids have climbing through my house, which is basically a glorified fort for kids?? And, they could use the break from their nut job parents anyway. I won’t exploit you or embarrass your family. It may be a little crowded, but we’ll make do.

3. Mr. Bean: No reason behind this. Mr. Bean has and always will make me giggle. He’d be a fun goofball to have around. We get into all kinds of shenanigans together.

4. Dispatch or some equally amazing band: I feel like Dispatch may actually enjoy the experience. Sure, I don’t know them, but their music is kind of Mo’s elevator music. It’s always playing. Whether through the speakers on my iPod or Pandora on my phone, Dispatch is always keeping the tunes fresh. My new favorite band, Matt & Kim, could also be potentially crazy fun houseguests.

5. My cousin Eric/Mailman: I think he would keel over from laughing if he got to LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER for a night. We’d have a good time. We’d invent a new type of Tour de Braids!

6. Bear Grylls or Les Stroud: Hello?? For those of you who live under rocks, Bear is the guy from Man vs. Wild and Les is from Survivorman. Although I will be the first to admit that they are way too hardcore for me, I’m sure they’d have a few genius tips to pass on to someone living on limited supplies & meager rations.

7. Nina: Enough said ;)

8. Gus Gus: Oh, my squirrel pet! One day, I will touch him. I still see him a few times a week, but I haven’t spent much quality time trying to get close to him. I don’t necessarily want him to ever be in my homevan, but it would be a fun story to tell.

9. David Beckham: Mmm…Becks can stay the night whenever he wants. Yes please.

10. Groove: Everything’s more fun with my other half. We’ve had one van slumber party so far, but the circumstances were lame & we didn’t get to enjoy it to its full potential. He’s only allowed as a houseguest for the time being. He has too much shit to be a ‘roommate’ in a home with so few square feet. We’re working on it…

Thanks for sharing an overdue Moment with Mo...