Sunday, September 27, 2009

You Asked It (part 1)

Here is my first installment of answering your burning questions...

* Do you really sleep in the van?
Of course. What kind of van dweller would I be if I didn’t actually dwell in the van?? I generally spend every night of the week but one or two in the van. Those one or two nights are spent on a charitable friend’s couch.

* Where do you shower?
It depends on the night. If I'm hanging out at a friend's place, I'll usually just shower there. If not, my default shower is always the locker room at my university. It's tricky getting a good shower at the locker room though. You have to have perfect timing for a private shower. I'll have to share those adventures in a future post.

* How many blankets are you using as cushioning/future warmth?
The layers consist of 2 thin mattress pad covers, a memory foam mattress pad, an egg crate mattress pad, a fitted sheet, 2 blankets, a down comforter folded in half (basically now 2 layers). then 3 more blankets & a sheet. I also have a sleeping bag for if it ever gets THAT cold. Right now, I generally use 1-2 blankets, so I have plenty of cushioning.

* How do you charge your phone?
I charge it all day at school, then sometimes for a little bit at work. I also have a car charger for emergency charges.

* Do you think if someone let you park Mo in his garage you could sleep in him all winter? Maybe forever?
I’ve actually been thinking about that a lot this past week. I know I’ve been saying the van dwelling situation was only going to be a 3 month stint, but more than likely it’s going to be until I can save up enough to start paying for an apartment. If that means until December or so, then I’d better start gathering tips on staying warm. I think it can be done with the proper preparations.

* Where is your favorite place to park during the night?
Well, it’s unsafe to tell all my secrets, but I prefer to stay at apartment complexes. It’s a trick to find the perfect spot. Some light, not too much. Some cars, not too populated though.

* How's gus gus?
He’s around. I don’t see him as much, but still a few times a week after school. I even got him to pose for a picture with Mo last week. Check out Wordless Wednesday for the shot!

* Do your students know?
Nooooooo, although I have had a few funny conversations about homeless people & bums with random students. See my post on the homeless threat I pose to my kids.

* What address do you have things mailed to?
I use a friend’s apartment address for now. If I do it long term, I’d think about a PO box.

* When will you give up living in mo?
I haven’t decided that yet. I guess I’ll just do it until I can’t anymore. It’s really not so bad. Definitely not as bad as any of you imagine it. You adapt. Sure, some situations are undesirable & inconvenient, but the money I’m saving is still worth it to be. It’s all about the will power to overcome hardships.
Thanks for sharing a Q&A Moment with Mo...

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Just call him Mr. Mo Threatener Lester...

I was reading a post from a fellow blogging non-member of the housed society today and stumbled upon his tips for finding the perfect overnight parking spots. This was one very valid tip that hit home (pun intended):

"Never park near a grade school or a high school. People take child safety very seriously, and rightly or wrongly the homeless are going to be perceived as a threat. "

Wait, did he just tell me I'm a threat at the elementary school I teach at EVERY day?? And that's why I park across the street...


Thanks for sharing my highly offended Moment with Mo...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Wordless Wednesday...an EPIC one.



This is what I call a family portrait!


This picture took a lot of work, and yes, this IS my favorite squirrel Gus Gus. Don't ask how I got the guy to pose so perfectly, but just call me St. Not Francine...


Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Guest Post!

As I previously mentioned, Mo & I entertained our first "house"guest this past weekend. Groove came to visit & see the good, the bad, & the ugly of being homeless. In the words of my best fraaaaaannnn...

Hello all you loyal Mo readers! As Shush has mentioned before, I had the awesome opportunity to become a van dweller for a weekend. I learned a lot about the routine Shush has going for herself and the little tweaks you must make in order to successfully live in a van. Within hours of arriving, I learned first hand the importance of airing out your shoes & placing a dryer sheet inside of them to prevent the home from being a smelly mess. Onward to my weekend's events...

I wasn't able to leave until after work Friday so I got up Shush's campus at 11. Unfortunately, when you live in a van, there isn't much to do to entertain yourself. Fortunately for us, we've been given the gift of gab and were able to enjoy the simplicity of talking to one another and doing some general catching up. We wandered campus for a while and settled on this nice little deck by a pond. As we were talking we noticed this helicopter doing some weird things. It was flying around with its spotlight on like it was searching for something/someone, but it was far too high in the air and moving too fast to actually be looking for something. We sat there for a good 20 minutes trying to figure out what he was doing. At one point, I noticed him flying straight towards us. As he was flying over us his spotlight stopped on us and I just got the urge to yell 'ooh that's us!!" and wave. Shush joined me in our giggling waving antics until the weirdest thing happened...he shut the spotlight off!!!! Whatttttt??? It was so weird 7 we were absolutely shocked that we just managed to flag down a helicopter.


After all that excitement, we decided to go to bed and realized the bathrooms were locked and we couldn't brush our teeth. So we did what any other resourceful homeless person would do. We brushed out teeth in the automatic sprinkler system. "Van girl's brushing her teeth in the sprinkler!!!"




















Saturday started off with me sneaking into the sports center to get a shower. Epitome of homelessness. Shush snuck me in a side door and I had to run behind the front counter while the attendant was distracted. But this was no quick "let's run from the corner across the hall" kind of sneaking. No. I had to haul my ass around an indoor running track to the very opposite side. It was a little challenging and I almost screwed things up but alas, I succeeded in my first attempt at homeless showering. After our ghetto showering procedures we went to the local laundromat and washed a number of loads of laundry. To entertain ourselves, we looked at car magazines and all the cars I'll never be able to afford and Shush taught me how to make oragami paper cranes. Apparently, her 5th grade class had some issues learning the steps but being the 21 year old I am, I can proudly say "Yes, Jeff foxworthy, I am smarter than a 5th grader."


We made our way down the road to visit C.E.O. at his new apartment. He thought we'd be bothered because his furniture han't arrived yet. Silly C.E.O. Being the hobos we were, we thought annemities like running water, electricity, and closet space made up for it. We ended our fabulous Saturday by moving downtown for the reminder of my van dwelling weekend. We went to the canal to walk around and have a picnic dinner. I surprised Shush with a cooler filled with fruit, cold drinks, meat, and cheese so we utilized some aquired bread and had ourselves a feast. Shush doesn't get cold drinks or other perishables often so I think she was happy I brought things. I can be responsible. Sometimes. And I can aquire things from my job that make both of us happy.


After our feast, we reverted back to our hobo ways and passed out on our blanket under the tree for awhile. When we woke up, we wandered the streets of downtown and even managed to stumble upon some kind of mexican fiesta in the streets. Finally, we found a nice little darkened area downtown to park and called it a night.

Overall, I had an awesome time van dwelling with Shush. It definitely is an experience not having a permenant residence but that's also part of the fun. This whole experience in Mo will definitel be laughed about in the future.



Thanks for sharing MY moment with Mo...

Top Ten Homeless Moments Thus Far

Top Ten...
Homeless Moments Thus Far:
10. Napping under a tree along the canal.
9. Showering in the locker room on such a regular basis that the fitness center attendants know me by name & worry about me when I don't show for a few nights.
8. Making origami cranes at the laundry mat to pass the time while waiting for my laundry.
7. Using the bathroom at a Speedway gas station to brush my teeth & get ready for bed one night Groove & I got back to Indy late.
6. “Owning” a pet squirrel (See posts related to Gus Gus)
5. Receiving the camp staff list in which my address in listed a “van down by the river.”
4. Blow drying my hair by A) hanging my head out the van window like a dog while driving or B) using the hand dryer in the bathroom. What? I'm not above it.
3. Getting kicked out of the park by the cops with all the other hobos at dark.
2. Brushing my teeth in an automatic sprinkler. It worked like a charm!
1. The day I gave my own mother a grand tour of Mo after which she gave me her blessing to be homeless and live in their van.
Thanks for sharing a few homeless Moments with Mo...

Sunday, September 20, 2009

The routine

Yesterday marked Mo & I's 6 week vanniversary. Groove was here to celebrate all weekend. Check back for his guest post later tonight! It was quite the weekend so it should be pretty marvelous.

I have a little time to spare between when he left for work and when I'm heading to a friend's, so I figured I'd update. I never did get around to explaining my routine. This routine has slowly morphed over time into a spectacular display of refined rhythm & organization. To the untrained van dweller's eyes, it may not seem like much, but ask Groove. He now knows what goes into the routine...

6:45 (sometimes earlier depending on the day)
Wake up, fix the blankets, & take down the "curtains."
Climb up front & drive to campus
Grab the morning bag & head to the student center
7:00-7:40
Change clothes, brush teeth, fix hair, etc. to get ready for school
7:45-4:30
Student teaching
5:00-9:30
Work at the coffee shop
9:30-10:00
Shower & brush teeth
Hang towels to dry
Clean up van
Pick out clothes for the next day, Wrinkle Release them, & hang them on the line next to the morning bag
10:00-12:00
Finish grading & planning that didn't get done throughout the day
Find a spot to park & pass out.

Friday, September 18, 2009

I work hard for the money...

If you didn't know, I'm a working girl now.


It's keeps me busy. REALLY busy. I get up at 7a or so, go to school from 8a-4:30p, work 5-9:30p, shower, grade/plan/prepare, and then find a spot to park Mo & pass out to get up & do it all again. You can see why my already awful blogging skills have been made even worse. I'll keep trying. Have no fear. I have not forgotten about MWM & all its faithful readers. I have my first weekend house guest coming tonight. I'm sure between Groove & I, we'll be inspired to write a blog post or two.

ps...I'm lovin' all the questions. You Asked It post to come soon!