Top Ten Homeless Moments Thus Far

Top Ten...

Homeless Moments Thus Far:

10. Napping under a tree along the canal.

9. Showering in the locker room on such a regular basis that the fitness center attendants know me by name & worry about me when I don't show for a few nights.

8. Making origami cranes at the laundry mat to pass the time while waiting for my laundry.

7. Using the bathroom at a Speedway gas station to brush my teeth & get ready for bed one night Groove & I got back to Indy late.

6. “Owning” a pet squirrel (See posts related to Gus Gus)

5. Receiving the camp staff list in which my address in listed a “van down by the river.”

4. Blow drying my hair by A) hanging my head out the van window like a dog while driving or B) using the hand dryer in the bathroom. What? I'm not above it.

3. Getting kicked out of the park by the cops with all the other hobos at dark.

2. Brushing my teeth in an automatic sprinkler. It worked like a charm!

1. The day I gave my own mother a grand tour of Mo after which she gave me her blessing to be homeless and live in their van.

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